your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Type 2 diabetics

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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