Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Dogs in my home.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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