Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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im watching you..

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knock knock Come in!!!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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