why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What time is it? 20:45.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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