3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Ron Paul for President!

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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