We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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