- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

how do you confuse a blond?

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Knock knock. Death.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Women have the right to vote.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Chicken penis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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