Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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all these jokes suck ass

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Yeah right loser!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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