Today is May 18 2016.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Are you Drew?

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti-joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

religion.

you are a åsshole :)

Kim Kardashian got a job.

A man sat on a chair

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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