- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Chinese drivers.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

I am on a escalator.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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