3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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