What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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