- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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