Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Colby Michael Schluter

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

the jokes are repetitive on this site

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What's funnier than poop? More poop

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Women's sports.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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