Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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raisin boogers

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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#Hanging Degus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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