- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

womens rights.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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