There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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knock, knock come in

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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