Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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