- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

THIS IS an anti-joke.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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