- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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