- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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