- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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