Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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donald................duck for president

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Anti Joke

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