An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What is long and black The unemployment line

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

knock knock. come in.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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