- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

javascript:alert("your own");

want a balloon? yeah

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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