What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Anti Joke

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