How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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