One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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