i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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24!

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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want a balloon? yeah

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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