- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Chicken penis.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Nicolas Cage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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