Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Jason Connor.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Women's rights.

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