What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Health food.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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You read the Terms of Service.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Anti Joke

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