Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Your mama's so fat.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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