A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

My life :(

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

AIDS

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

child labor

Butt Sex.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

No.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

A Jew! Bless you.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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