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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!