- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

whats up fuch you bitch

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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