Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Womens rights.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Twenty-Four

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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