- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Chicken penis.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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