- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Hitler

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Donald Trump

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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