- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Woman rights.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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