Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

why was the man sad? his wife died

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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