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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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