A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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