- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What number comes after 29? 30.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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