Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What number comes after 29? 30.

An atheist walks into a church

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

An Irishman walks out of a bar

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

I killed someone today. :D

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What is 9 + 10? 21

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Kelly Clarkson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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