Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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your mum

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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