- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Dogs in my home.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

IU football

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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