when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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