- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

What is long and black The unemployment line

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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