Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Needless to say,

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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