Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Anti Joke

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