Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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