whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Women have the right to vote.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Knock knock. Death.

how do you confuse a blond?

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Chicken penis.

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