If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

brandon ya twwat

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

i like turtals and kids

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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