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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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hi

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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69

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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