Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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your mum

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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