Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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You are Nerochan right?

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