- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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