Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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knock, knock come in

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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