knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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