why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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A white person at Harvard

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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