- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Barack Obama

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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