- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

donald................duck for president

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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