- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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