What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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