- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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