What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Jesus was a good guy

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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