- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Drunk irish man

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

What time is it? Refrigerator

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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