- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Women's rights.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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