Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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