What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Psychics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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a man is running away

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Penis.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Anti Joke

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