I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Soccer...

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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