- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's what she didn't say

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

penus

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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