- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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