I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Kelly Clarkson

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Anti Joke

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